I just finished eating spaghetti and I looked down at my empty bowl and said “Man, I wish I had made more pasta. But alas, my pasta is losta.”

irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.

trinforthewin:

The theater in town is closed for construction right now but they’re still updating the screen outside and I’m laughing because